Most superheroes have a really unique quality!
So what does Suderman have?
Hmmm, it’s kinda dubious.
It’s like this. Suderman goes out with girl and soon, the girl gets engaged!
Of late, its getting worse.
Suderman gets to know girl, she gets married.
But this one takes the cake.
Suderman has a crush, makes super plans to find out her name, phone number…
Succeeds all that, then bribes a friend to find out if she has a boyfriend…
Suderman gives idea like: “Just wave and say: Hey, Who were you with the other day, I saw you at the movie hall… Your boyfriend huh?”
And if she did have bf, she would say: “Which day? or When”
If she didn’t, she would say: “No, I don’t have a boyfriend.”
But the friend goofs up, she sees the girl and says: “Hey, I saw you in the theatre”
And this girl says: “No, it wasn’t me” and walks off.
Ever since, I’ve come up with half a dozen ideas, each of them have failed.
And two days ago, I open the paper and see a story on Metro Plus about married women on campus!
Yes, the girl’s married!
What’s so funny?
Moral of the story: If you are a girl and wanna get married, go out with Suderman… you’ll surely get married… to somebody else, that is!
MADRAS INK. 