π
Now, you can’t say you forgot his budday and hence missed buying him a gift, smart ass!
So here, it’s official now. Suderman now makes a transition from the mid-twenties to the beginning of the late-twenties. Yes, he turns 28 now!
[*Suderman gives a long sigh!* π¦ ]
Send all your wishes in denominations of cash or alcohol! Those desirous of contributing to the Tsu-der-mani Relief Fund may send their virtual money and virtual alcohol to this comment box. Names of those contributing more than Rs.250 and more than a quarter (250 ml of alcohol) will be acknowleged, published and contributor duly blog-rolled in Suderman’s Web!
Depending on collections, he will throw a party!
And remember to bring your music along. And butli, of course.
(Yes, couples only. Stags not allowed, ana Royal Stag most welcome!)
Happy B’Day dude! Hope that party turns out real.. π
yo suds..happy b’day ma.
un pirndhanall kosam naan thanni adichitu thirupachi 2nd time watch pannaren… thats the least i can do for someone i know frm a blog..ensoy
Are you really 28 or are you like Shahid Afridi(who stays at 21 perenially)…
Anyways, Happy Birthday Old Monk…
{{{{{{{{{{suderman!!!!!}}}}}}}}}}} my hero!!!! :p
Happy Birthday!
Hope u have a wonderful day today and everyday.
Regards
Sandhya
happy birthday sudhish
how do i get you your cash and alcohol??
Appppppiiiieeeee Bathhaday Sudermaan, may this year finally get u the big bang!
I meant have a ball
Rock it I say….
Now stop being a pervert!
π
Here’s wishing u a YappY YappY Budday, dude! Have Phun, i say π
Regards, Raj Kiran.
Yo Suderman, Have a Happy Birthday!
Cheers! (with a Margarita in one hand and mangatta in the other)
ada paavigala! (vivek style)
nine comments and total collection is just one margherita and one mangatha?
I shd have known that being a cheapskate meant having cheapskate friends!!
Legolas… sending virtual money and alcohol is the simplest… it just goes like this…
*Takes out a 500 rupee kattu…* Here u go 50,000 bucks as an initial installment for the party!
*Takes out a bottle of Bacardi* And somethin to sex up ur coke!
Damn…wat kinda party is this… i have had to make all the contribution!! π
Sphinx: {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{my heroine}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
*smack*
arvinda kisna…
bloddy dawg.. at least for old times sake, u shd have thrown in at least a coke for the party!!!
I always knew u were desa droghi, now i know u r more than that, brutus!
he he! thanks maaplai!
π
arun thanks maamu!
bring some thanni here.. we can sit and watch thirupaachi in thiruttu VCD… its virtual reality after all, we can even watch it on IMAX 3D!
besides, naal round thanni ullai pochu na, even karagattakaaran will look like its on 3D IMAX!
TASMAC shop still open ma, go bring some naatu sarakku!
*first item song breaks out during the party… its that babe from the naatu sarakku song in a guest appearance… whistle whistle*
Arvinda Kissna caught leching! *unaware of his wife apps turning red*
sudarshan…
*lenny kravitz in the background*
I was born…
long ago…
8th February, 1977!
So not really that old! π
sandhya (im assuming its sankaran cuz ramachandran wished me on mail)
Thanks ma!
where’s the thanni??
or at least some cash!!!
SHOW ME THE MONEY! (*Plays the clip from Jerry Maguire for the party*)
Lynate John (elton john thangachi ah?)
*plays ‘Can u feel the love tonight’ for ME*
Thanks!
Yes, I hope that this will be the year of the BIG BANG – That Four Letter Word, that is!
*plays title track of TFLW and trailer of the movie to captive audience*
Raj Kiran,
Tangs yaar!
Here’s to more taangs this year! After all im now in the last leg of jawaani…
*plays Yeh Jawaani, Hai Deewaani*
MTV enjoy.
Anand,
Thanks for Margherita… glad it’s just a pizza… if it was actually Margi…wudnt have shared her u know, wud have just had her myself!
*plays Lou Bega… I gotta girlfriend everywhere*
and then rushes to find the loo… someone show me the way, bega!
thambi sudisu
porantha naal vazhthukal. nee than thanni adikamaye high-la irupiye, athan ellarukkum therinjiduthu. despite ur cheapskate request, that’s y not many offers…
cheers! π
Happy birthday!
I have sent the following items
1. 2 fosters beer
2. 1/2 bottle of smirnoff
3. 1/2 bottle of tequela
4. 2 pickles packet
5. 6 packets of malabar beedi
Goto Saligramam. There is a puthu temple near actor arjun’s house. Next to that there will be a ground next to it. Exactly at 11 AM one red maruti omni will come. Headlight will be switched off and on 3 times. You flash your torch light. One karuppu uruvam with black oevrcoat and black cap, goggles will approach you. Code word you have to say is ‘Captain Vijayakanth Vaazhgha’. Sarakka indha kaila irundhu andha kaila maathiko.
All the best! Have a great time
Dei Sudhish,
This is the blast from the past. You ol’ pal from X std ( you know where we studied). We last met in Arvind ganesh’s marriage.
To tell you the truth I felt a little emotional man! Seeing what people I studied with have now become in life. The Hindu ain’t bad dude. As I told you I wrote in Metro a dozen times but then got caught up with work. I am promising myself to write for the Hindu again (just too lazy).
Honestly from my take aways from Ms Vasantha’s class.. I didnt see a journalist in you but I always thought high about your english ( we met in so many culturals in our time remember π ). Maybe if you werent sitting with Seju or Sam.K Sankoorikal you might have been shown in better light π ( just kidding). Sam works where I work and I will show him your link.
Me, I started a blog sometime early last year and its grown to a point where I get 200 hits a day ( yeee! I am popular)..after a work relate hiatus I was blog surfing and caught you.
oops! lookie here.. I am arratai adichhufying in a comment! Will be posting in our school yahoo groups.. i need to invite folks for something π
visit my blog when you find time. its http://hawkeyeview.blogspot.com
Read your articles all the time and proudly say “he was my class mate”.. you are doing good work dude. I am proud of you.
Sorry, but there is no merit in Politics & Acting – its mainly influence & pulling strings. if your father is a big politician, you can also become a big politician quite easily eg. the Kennedy family, George Bush Sr and Jr. If your father is a famous film director or actor you can also become one easily eg. the Fonda family, Brando’s, Kirk douglas – Michael Douglas etc. Also its pretty easy for good looking women to become actresses by taking off their clothes.
There is merit only in science & sports. its very rare to have the children of famous scientists or sportsmen to become famous as well. eg. Einstein’s and Planck’s children never became famous sceintists and Jesse Owen’s children never became famous sporstmen.
True merit can NEVER be inherited. Fake merit such as Politics & Acting is by hook & crook, influence & pulling strings.
– Penguin –
Raamaaiyaa!!
Thank u thank u thank u… i will acknowlege ur gift publically… after u r the only one to have got me actual thanni gift…
Ladies and Gentlemen (er… do they actually check my blogs… doubt it)… so yakkows, thambis, maamus and hawt chicks (which pretty much sums up the visitors)…
Ramya Kannan wins special status in Suderman’s web for proving that her heart is sokka thangam!! (pure gold)
anney prabhu…
got the sarakku!
thank u ma!
You have no clue how much I got…
4 crates of arrack
2 crates of beeeeru (some local brand with shakeela foto)
3 and half bottles of smirnoff (half bottle original, the other three local)
2 bottle oorga, 3 packet…
gopal pal podi
filter 5 1/2 packet
rendu packet kozhi biriyani…
5 crate colour Coku!
24 packet fruit paaku!
I know i got more than u sent… u know how…
i saw too many karuppu oruvam there… and tried the code phrase “Captain Vijayakanth Vazhga” with each person.
and they all had something or the other to give me.
later i found out that they were all fan club members who were just dispersing after meeting Captain in his Saligramam residence!
Last heard, Captain is planning to remake Black in Tamizh…yes, he s playing Amita pachan! who’s playing rani? someone really popular with the boys and with similar height and features!! yes, mumtaaz only!
*
mister bharath,
enama kannu… sowkiyama?
aha!! flashback panni touch pannitay pa!!
just saw ur blog… blog madri illai research paper madri irukku every post of urs!!
i always knew u were arivali pa!
im also very proud of u…
thambigala,
check mr. bharath’s blog… very very arivali boy who has done plenty of aaraichi in almost anything and everything!!
And Bharath, arvind ganesh changed his name to arvinda kissna (dont ask why… long story) and u can find his site listed in suderman’s web… its called Jillako Couple!
See u soon pa!
who is da Penguin…
*plays Kokku meana thinnuma from Kovil as he kicks out drunk gatecrasher*
Hey Suds,
Eniya pirandha naal vazhthukkal!
And hey, arent I a lady? (Read this in mock-mortified-voice)
Have loads of fun! Too bad, Im a total tee right now! Still, whenever I do get there, we shall visit the Latin Quarter together! What say? Wit Sphinx and Peter!
Shelob!
hallo hallo..this is medha..happy birthday dude π
Hi Suderman,
Many more happy returns of the day.
May you have vodka and here’s the money of around 10 thousand rupee notes…let me know,if the virtual money is not enough.
there are disadvantages of being a teetotaler..wasn’t able to give a list of items like Ferrari..:)
hey .. happy badde to the suder …dude.
how old art thou?
Shelob!
Thanks ka!
And Sphinxie’s is taking me out tonite!
I hope she does not take advantage of me (*wink*)
But I have different butli in ur ooru! me, her, u and peter can go then! he he!
hey medha!
thanks! π
and now, where’s my drink?
or at least gimme the cash?
I know u’re intoxicating enuff but I wud still like some alcohol! he he!
schumi fan!!
ten tousand rupees ah???
i lous u! u r my best friend from now!
other peoples, learn…
learn from schumi… vallal she is! vodka plus money she gave me?!!
i bow before ya!
deez!!
Im 28 now!
and u’ve come empty handed to the party???
come on, take it out… I know u have it hidden somewhere… wat is it that u have white rum or vodka?
Suderman…from one happy for you fan….here’s wishing you many happy returns of the day! Have fun and remember, everything in moderation, nothing in excess! That is till you hit 30! π
yo suderman,
happy birthday!!! π
do u accept credit cards? π
ravi…
thanks yaar! π
i dint get that bit about some fan though!
thambi harish…
credit card, of course…
ama, did u see thirupachi yet???
*ties him up in a chair and makes him watch tirupaachi with a whistle in his mouth*
macha…a yappy birthday to u..many many yappy returns of the birthday..
varutta….
ritzkini
hey thanks ritz!
and im tired asking people wheres the alcohol.
*makes him a drink*
People eat ooruga with drinks? I have to know.
And the same with boiled eggs… I saw this in the movie Boys – everyone’s like eating eggs and drinking… edhukooda edha saapudnomnu vevasthaye illaya? π
anyway, happy birthday.
drink suggestion: mike’s hard lemonade, that’s shit rocks
I meant, that shit rocks
welcomes delta to the party…
*wonders if she’s come drunk and high*
and spikes her drink with cheap liquor from TASMAC which she cant get in Amerika!
*half an hour later, Delta reaches out for oorga and boiled egg, smashed boiled egg into oorga and eats without spoon and licks her fingers*
Ithu… ithu… ithu thaan namma ooru ponnu! π
Happy Birthday, Suder-dude!
oyyyyeeeeee…….happpppiiii baddayyyyyy!!!!!!!! budhao π
Happy Birthday machi…Innum 2 years la 30.. marandhudadha…
hey there!
Happy Birthday!!!!
From,
Vidhya
(a big fan of your reviews from the Hindu)
Hi,
I am quite a regular to your blog.Good work!
Have a very happy birthday (its quite late in the day, hope it does’nt matter)
Better late than never…Appie Birthuday π
Edhuvum oththai padai-a senja better solluvaanga…indhaanga Rs.251 and 251ml panamaraththu kallu! π
one small doubt…did u mean Tsuderman relief fund or was it Tsudermani relief fund?? Jetty gnabagam coming! π
** Makes unnanounced entry** ( actually re-entry in
K/Bollywoodspeak.. )
Sudermaaaaaan!!!!!!!
Happy Birthdayyyy….
** Pulls out camera and starts clicking away…**
Flash… flash… flash….
Suderman says, “Light-a joom podunga…” (a la Captain)
More pics… flash… flash… flash…
** Realizes all pics show Suderman’s drunk and delirious state in various compromising(ed) positions **
** Deletes pics immediately ** (for, he is RUDE but not BAD – Captain in Dharma….)
** Realizes Suderman is too wasted to realize who’s come, and leaves behind the pesall dabba kanji parcel **
** Walks away with Smirnoff bottle and some cute girl in party, in tow… smirks, “Suderman will never know…” **
** Makes a mental note of apology to dude in fawrin country who sent the smirnoff… **
– Maharajan
you should receive 250 ml of Sarayam in mail from me.
Happy Bday
Oooooye how dare u talk about annnchchi like that I say??
Anyway when is the party me is coming to Chennai with Saraya and draught thanni
hey π
hope you had a great happy budday π
-Remya
hehehe….dude…im intoxicating * and intoxicated* cause i got sloshed on all the booze i saved up for you..but cheerz anyway…hic!!!!!! i heard the party was roCKin!!!!
*i didnt know i was linked…pray watd i do to deseve it :D*
Medha
i got deep turtle tequila knee-buckler smasheee … a special cocktail concocted specifically for tunkees like you and i. Only i finished all of it and passed out * * * * * * * * * * * * and i saw * star*s ****
happy badde once again ……
*Suderman wakes up after hangover and realises there are so many more he has to greet*
Vinodji…
thank u ji!
π
Elixir,
I got something for ya…
*Gives her a pitcher of draught beer, she finishes in no time…gives her another, she finishes… gives yet another…she finishes… finally drops her into the barrel and screams: Drink as much as u want. And pliss beer with us*
Thanks!
Anti…
Two years is a long time… over 731 days!! And wats wrong about being 30 anyways? π
*makes him listen to Bryan Adams… 18 Till I Die*
Vidhya,
Thanks ma! And welcome! π
*gives her special seat in the party, right next to the study… just in case she wants to do some reading!* he he!
gypsie…
No no..not at all… time and space stands till in the blogosphere…
*knowing exactly wat she likes, gives her a pinch of salt, a slice of lemon and yes TEQUILA SHOTS*
Cheers!
praveen…
thanks pa…
*gives him seat next to TV… midnight masala starts playing…* There u go, see all the jetties u want! *gives him remote* And u can surf if u get bored of jetties or clothes as such… FTV is on 63!
Maharajan…
Thambi…
Kaettavangalukka aandavan aayirum beedi kudupaan… ana theepetti thara mataan…(God gives thousand beedis to the bad but not a matchstick)
Nalavangalukku oru filter kudupaan… athayum patha vechu kudupaan! (He’ll give just one filter cigarette to the good and a lit one at that!)
Meaning: er… the “cute girl” u left with was a transvestite! Thats wat u get for drinkin Smirnoff bottle bottoms up… a sore bottom… i mean…sore throat!
Rajesh…
thank u pa.. i got 250 ml sarayam over mail!
wish u had come for the party… it was fun! π
Laadie Lynate John (Saar Elton John’s cousin sister)
extra mariyaadhai since she’s coming to chennai with the sarakku!
π
there’s a party every day here, dear…
sawaal yeh nahin ki bar main kitni daaru hai, sawaal yeh hai ki tu kitni pee sakti hai…
(the question aint: how much alcohol do we have in the baar… the question is how much can u handle?)
π
Since u r coming, bring Bacardi! π
Remya!
I had a super duper happy budday with a super hawt chick with the most beautiful eyes ive seen in a long time!
*long sigh*
Damn, the nite got over! Me want more!
Crazy Gal,
Party WAS rockin??
It IS stil rockin cuz we have Crazy Gal on the house!!!!!
*Coyote Ugly style, Crazy gal breaks into an item number Kabhi Aar Kabhi Paar. Everyone joins in the bartop dancing*
Deez!
*Suderman sees stars just reading the name of the cocktail she had*
Haan, u r seeing stars cuz they are really just that… STARS… its a party on the rooftop and u just hit the floor!!
Happy B’day bud! Did you say 28? That’s good for you. The closer you get to 28, the easier it is to get chicks. My observation! π
Hey Sudhish!
Happy B’day!!
Btw, u didnt tell who would benefit from the “Tsu-der-mani Relief Fund” !! Who is going to get that relief? ?? :-)))
Cheers Man
~A Prasad
aapy budday to you!
Kaettavangalukka aandavan aayirum beedi kudupaan… ana theepetti thara mataan…
Nalavangalukku oru filter kudupaan… athayum patha vechu kudupaan!Kalakitta machi.. kalakkitta π Rajini rasigan nu nirubichitta! Idhe maadhiri dhaan, thalaivar dialoques a appo appo ella situations kkum etha maadhiri maathi kanum. Enna sooper na, ella situations kkum porundhum.. Summava sonnaru.. “Andavan sollran.. indha Arunachalam seyyaran”…
Happy Birthday Suderman, hope the party is still on. My contribution from this dodgy grey & cold part of world has to be some space cookies and space cakes from the coffee shops π
Uma
AYYO …ippadi suthi suthi thalaivar dialogaalayae adikkiran ba… sooper ma
adutha dhaba naan chennaianda vandha, oru microbrewery aramichhu , freshaa battery kaachi unaakku sarakku oothi thaaraen…aana one condishun u musht Bring Your Own Masala Kadalai
yen linka side orama add pannathukku danks machhi
hey little boy {{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} so u had a great time, i hear?? nice!!!!
ummmm…..i meant little figuratively:D
awrite…bawdy music and bartop dancin..and crazy gal ready to shake her booty π *you sure we alone sugar* hehehe…
ok..on a serious note, request permission to link thou?
Kiruba!
Really??
But when u’re 28, u shd be hitting on older chicks rite? and there are very few of them single and unmarried!
why do women get married so soon in India??
There, a topic for ur next blog! π
Arul,
All proceeds will be spent during the party… right here!
for the benefit of all the visitors.
*Gives him a seat next to the TV and switches on Discovery Channel since he’s looking for answers during partytime*
aNTi,
thalaivar dialogue is a popular sms forward.
not mine really.
but thalaivar fan i am. die-hard-core!
chandramukhi only two songs left.
audio release on march 5.
i hope i get to see thalaivar at the music launch!!
Uma,
Thanks for the cookies and cake…
*gives her a seat and examines them*
*thinks “they better have some rum in it”*
*takes a bite, they dont. Puts them in a bottle of rum”
Aha! Now, they do!
*gives her a glass of cookie flavoured rum*
arun thambi…
danks for ur offer pa!!
kadalai… is available in plenty in madras…
every street corner, every bus stop, every college gate, every ice-cream parlour, every coffee shop, every supermarket… almost every where ma!
so dont worry abt that!
ms. sphinx:
hmmm… i shdve known u were soooo high u dont remember wat we did that nite!!!
*smmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack*
Crazy Gal…
sure… i can’t wait to get linked π
and who says u need permission? π π
*shakes booty with crazy gal on bar top long after party is over*
Of course, we are alone, crazy gal… π
so wat u waiting for??
hehe..wat im waitin for, suderman is fer you to turn off the lights π
dirty dancin, wat say you π
Hey belated wishes…me born a day after…
Turn off lights?? so soon???
naaah! the nite is still young!
*lifts crazy gal and puts her in a barrelful of beer*
Now, that you’re dirty enuff…
wanna dance?
or u wanna have a shower first?
π
ok so now if im thirsty i can just drink myself up
*does that sound sleazy or wot*
shower? no way..am luvin this!
oh boy IS the night ever young…and I’m fully revved
*u mightnt want to use that barrel anymore, i think i lost a shoe in there*
anbu…
belated budday to u too…
wow!! u made the party double the reason to celebrate!!!
π
u can take half the remains of the booze!!
π
NO, Suderman, thou shalt not souse me in vodka, I refuse to go up in flames!!!!! π
vuttalakadi giri giri saidapettai vadaikari
hangover poodcha? illa innum keedha?
Macha, I need to get hold of your email to send you an invite. Can you send across a quick mail to Kiruba@Kiruba.com.
Ciao maams.
Crazy Gal…
*Suderman helps Crazy Gal out of the barrel when she’s done drinking herself up and then… throws her into a swimming pool filled with red red wine!*
π
Call me when u’re ready, Crazy!! π
pirabu!!
hangover ah??
hangover happens after the party…
still wrapping up the party pa!!
π
some more visitors left!
kiruba:
invite for wat machchi??
party ah??
one more ah??
i just cant wait!!
kiruba:
what marriage has to do with hitting on chicks ah??
er…
doesnt hitting yield hitting?
doesnt ur wife hit u when u hit on someone??
Suderman
All I can say is that apparently these cookies/cakes from the coffee shops in Holland contain stuff a lot more lethal than the rum. Mind you, it is all hearsay only.
Uma
Uma!!
well, taste em and tell me for urself if it is true! π
and thanks for comment number 97!!
oh… all i need is one more comment and i’ll get the strike to score a century!! π
hehe…here…1 ore comment 4 u to strike a 100!!! n speaking bout throwin me in a barrel o beer…u give lovely return gifts *MUUUAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH*
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!!!!
Never thought comments in this blog will ever reach this three digit figure!!
and that too for just a “Its my budday” blog…
u guys are just tooo good!
and thank you for making me feel this special!
I thank each and every one of u for joining this virtual party… esp those who came back to post again and again…
Love you all!
Thank u Elixir for number 99!!
*Throws her into the swimming pool full of red red wine as he pulls a paunchy Crazy Gal out, she’s finished half the pool*
Thought i’d help you get past the hundred
Anonymous??