I know this is a little bizarre for a request.
But I want some of you to volunteer as dancers for an item number I’m gonna be shooting.
It’s like a spoof of an item number.
The lead female dancer is wearing a dress just made out of hankies. And the song is called “Hanky panky.”
All guys dancing in the background will be wearing clothing made up of one or more hankies.
So we need people to be total sports. Cuz it is gonna look incredibly funny. And your relatives might disown you after watching you with your pants down.
All you will be left with are hankies to wipe your tears.
Storyline for item: Hawt babe dances with all you guys and kisses one guy who turns into a frog! (Story Credit: My own genious genie Fid Jaan, from Leeds)
Also need choreographer for the song.
Standard TFLW rules apply. Nobody gets paid/laid in exchange for this favour. Yes, you read that right, it means that you don’t get to sleep with the director!
Post Script: Whoever thinks I’m joking, does not know me yet!
MADRAS INK. 
Dhambi,
Andha paatula naanum dance aadarene blease. I wand to wear leaves and dance..background mijik jumbare jumba jumbara jumba
hey you have the ugliest bunch of actors on the planet ! yeah, what ugly mugs. seems that in india which is one of the most corrupt countries, one has to use influence, string pulling & bribes to get anything – from college admissions, jobs, degrees, not on merits or competence. in the film industry only the sons of film stars & directors are allowed to enter the profession hence indian actors take the cake for having the ugliest mugs on display on earth and most have big bellies as well, yecch !
U really have got some crazy ideas going on in your belly.
Good luck anywaz..
I can only offer prayers. sorry..hehehhee..
thambi,
paathu… ethavathu vulgarity act-la pudichu pottuduvanga… sollamudiyathu….
padam pakka varavangalukku karchief onnu free-a kuduthudalam…
🙂
cheers!
I’ve never cried watching a movie. Yet. I’ve a feeling I’m gonna laugh till I cry watching this one! Do I get invited to the premiere, Suderman? 😉
All the best, man! 🙂
Bizarre idea…..A short film having an item number…wondering what’s that???,i just thought you were trying hard to do some Cannes kinda stuff.
sorry had to come here…doodle bar is closed :XX
post script: well i stand every chance to …
Ela
Thota/Pota-la pudichu pottura poranle…pathu… 🙂