I was curious after someone suggested that foul language would keep away readers. Not that I really care too much, cuz if they are that touchy about language, they clearly are not my kinda readers.
And seriously, I’ve had enough of moral policing that all I really wanna do to people who try telling me what to do or how to talk/behave is: “Oh yeah, can you read? Well, read this… actually just visualise it: this is the back of my palm, now… read between the lines!” Yup, that tallest one there is specially reserved for you and right now it says “UP YOURS”!
I just checked up statcounter and it tells me that i’ve got over 200 hits than normal… and that too on a weekend when traffic usually drops. And on a day when I’ve not updated my blog. What this means is people love to watch a fight. And I’m more than happy to entertain them.
After all, this blog is home ground. And hey, I always make the rules for the fight here. If I don’t like you, I delete you from this space. So someone who wants a fight here desperately must be someone who’s really addicted to losing. As much as I hate to fight losers, they don’t gimme a choice. They come streaking here with a mask on their face but they’re trying to say something through their ass. Yes, you can’t help but notice when they scream for attention and you can see the right butt cheek say: “Me” and the left says: “Hit”!
So obviously I’ll use the blogger-cane on them! Cuz I, like most of you, do NOT like what comes out from between the cheeks! So I’m gonna whip their ass while you guys watch the fun and contribute to Counterman.
He’s notched up 21,ooo hits in less than 50 days… 46 days exactly!
Moral of the story: Everybody likes to watch a fight… so what if they know how it ends! There, another reason why the WWF is so popular! 😀