People!
I was curious after someone suggested that foul language would keep away readers. Not that I really care too much, cuz if they are that touchy about language, they clearly are not my kinda readers.
And seriously, I’ve had enough of moral policing that all I really wanna do to people who try telling me what to do or how to talk/behave is: “Oh yeah, can you read? Well, read this… actually just visualise it: this is the back of my palm, now… read between the lines!” Yup, that tallest one there is specially reserved for you and right now it says “UP YOURS”!
I just checked up statcounter and it tells me that i’ve got over 200 hits than normal… and that too on a weekend when traffic usually drops. And on a day when I’ve not updated my blog. What this means is people love to watch a fight. And I’m more than happy to entertain them.
After all, this blog is home ground. And hey, I always make the rules for the fight here. If I don’t like you, I delete you from this space. So someone who wants a fight here desperately must be someone who’s really addicted to losing. As much as I hate to fight losers, they don’t gimme a choice. They come streaking here with a mask on their face but they’re trying to say something through their ass. Yes, you can’t help but notice when they scream for attention and you can see the right butt cheek say: “Me” and the left says: “Hit”!
So obviously I’ll use the blogger-cane on them! Cuz I, like most of you, do NOT like what comes out from between the cheeks! So I’m gonna whip their ass while you guys watch the fun and contribute to Counterman.
He’s notched up 21,ooo hits in less than 50 days… 46 days exactly!
Moral of the story: Everybody likes to watch a fight… so what if they know how it ends! There, another reason why the WWF is so popular! 😀
MADRAS INK. 
foul language is like pickle…
it’s optional…just adding up spice…me having a sweet tooth …cannot take it always…maybe suderman is spicy,
always in search of hawt things!… ( he has no mercy too…deleting his old friend’s comment)…I can curse him here..but whats the use…its gonna be deleted…so if you want to fight with suderman start your own blog….he..he :)…
china:
he he!
and to think i called you a war monger! *evil laugh*
Blogger Cane Huh? Spanking, leather, anything more we can expect? 😉 Bring it on machaan, like u said, its your space…do it entirely your way!
ha ha!
good one!
it is purely not my intention to interrupt in yout blog but i think it is the indian mentality that would ruined us about the concept of foul languuge
..read on the hindu that you are making a movie..
the actors seems to changed,a specific reasons behind it??
and your blog on the movie haven t been updated…is your movie temporariry shelved?
and do you have any intention on making a tamil movie…since you display a great skill of showing us the flaws??
just interested askin,nothing beyond that
sanjesh:
i have no clue about what u’re trying to say or why u even bother.
and yes, i am making an English film called That Four Letter Word, the update on the right hand side of this blog says it’s two months away. it’s been two weeks since i said that. we’re doing music for it rite now.
and the cast was changed cuz it has been in the making for a long while and we cudnt get dates of the older cast. besides which we dont have a producer.
more on this in the archives of march and april 2005.
and no, i dont think i can make a tamil film cuz making a tamil movie requires a different sensibility. i cannot totally dumb down cuz i do not like to treat my audience as idiots. the idea of a review is not to pick flaws but to tell you what to expect from the film… the good and the bad?
did ur eyes fail u when u tried to read the rest of the review??
i wish u a speedy recovery.
hello,are you trying to convey that all tamilian who spend on tamil movies to be termed as “idiots”??
who do you think you are? Besides,
living in chennai and being a tamilian yourself, don t you think for the betterment of the the industry instead of bashing up the movie by your own opinion…
and all i can see Ghajini can be termed as a marked improvement in the tamil movie industry..
a couple of my friends even stated your reviews are very biased…Junk movies like Thirupachi and Gilli are termed as “good” as you see heroism as the core
same goes to Chandramukhi,a friend of mine,Warrier, stated that you even asked him how can you say bad about a Thailavar movie!!!
i think you are justifying your personal ideas without the slighest consideration on freedom of speech,though your own being a journalist
and last but not least, whats wrong with our urban tamilian who seem to glorify Hollywood or Bollywood flick who defy logic such as Kill Bill and Koi Mil Gaya?
Instead of glorifaying the weakness
you as a critic should have made some analysis on the movie itself
eg why the character was named Kalpana perhaps( which i obviously could see a link between kalpana chawla and Ghajini “kalpana”)
Thank you
vatsala:
i really have better things to do than to analyse why she was called kalpana (after kalpana chawla) hahaha or why u r called vatsala panicker (when u possibly cud be among the same faceless f**ks (folks, remember) who’s been posting from the same IP over different nicknames and as anonymous..)
anyways, assuming u are really vatsala, are u serious or did ghajini have that effect on you??
but to answer ur question… when i go for a rajnikant film or a ilaya thalapathy film (chandramukhi or thirupaachi) im not expecting logic cuz they dont claim intelligence anyways.. its unpretentious entertainment tailormade for fans. there s nothing to criticise there anyway cuz these guys dont make films for critics and dont give a shit to wat u or i think… they know there’s a market. so i dont review their films… i just enjoy them as i totally dig them as superheros. They are like Superman or Batman… its like Adventures of Superstar or Escapades of Ilaya Thalapathy… there’s a certain stylisation that they’ve created for their personalities that I have bought into. Its comic book entertainment… I dont question why Superman/Superstar flies… that simple…
Suriya is not a comicbook hero prototype in Ghajini.. maybe his memento avatar is (which is why I thought he was okay to stylise it to suit the character) but the rest of the film is a joke…
as much as i try to like it, it treats me like an idiot… I dont need a commissioner to come and tell me that a ten digit number is a mobile phone number… i dont need to be told that the diary gets over on December 31… I know… so do all the people in teh villages… the mass audience… and there is no need to show shock that a diary ends on december 31…
it has such ridiculous dampners all throughout… u cannot make a thriller with obvious plotholes… make a mindless action film and i have no reason to analyse it cuz im gonna watch a superhero…
and that next comment below urs is certainly you again and why did u have to do that as anonymous?? its things like these why i have to resort to bad language.
and where did i say tamil people are idiots?? im pretty sure u must be one if you really saw that meaning when i say i hate movies which treat its audience as idiots cuz it is only to say that tamil people are not idiots… so stop treating them as that!!
If all movies had logic in them they will be art movies..nothing is flawless..bringing out a flaw does not make the movie any less bad or good.
I think Tamil Films are comparitively better than any Indian language movies…Its acclaimed in Time Magazine – The only commericial indian movie to reach the top 100 list is Nayagan…(Even if it has the resemblence of Godfather) Why would Anil Kappoor make all movies of Bhagyaraj in Hindi, Why are Tamil movies dubbed in Telugu, the reverse formulas have worked only a very few times…Yes Vijay’s Films which are mostly remakes of telugu movies make good money with the masses…Tagore made better money than Ramana…So a hollywod copy will still work in Tamil…
I have not watched Gajini and I will not go by Suderman’s review…I still want to watch it..
Why? I am vetti and I dont want to use my brains for 3 hrs and analyze things. I have watched more crappy movies but I can say this safely…Ghajini(copy of memento) would be a far better movie than Kaante ( Which had AB, Sanjay Dutt..etc) and was a copy of Reservoir Dogs and Usual Suspects. Good or bad, all I want is to watch a movie. I enjoyed Surya’s acting, I like to watch Asin. Why doesn’t anyone see the positive side of the review which suderman wrote?
*skirts fight*
kickass!
i always get critisized for using fould language in my blog! and i love using foul language. 🙂