Last week, there were two separate topics, both equally fanatical and holding diametrically opposing views, on one of my earlier posts.
One called me God’s gift to women. I mean, that’s so stupid. I’m no gift from nobody. I don’t come free. I charge. And I charge big. This one’s got nearly 300 votes. Even if I reduce the few times I put kalla-vote during my vetti time, it’s still a big number.
The other said I deserve a stinking fart produced by college students. He he! What can I say? Someone’s been doing way too much research, smelling assorted little assholes and the diverse range of farts they produce. And the post said I can’t take criticism.
Oh, well, for the benefit of those who just stumbled in here, let me start from the beginning.
The criticism, in this specific case, it was an observation by Nilu about a review. An excerpt he quoted from my review minus the context.
Now, that’s not criticism. It’s plain rubbishing. Criticism is when you say what’s wrong with it. And it is taken seriously, depending on the person saying it. Now, who is Nilu? A complete loser who has nothing to boast of but a couple of Letters to Editor published, an accomplishment any senile 80-year old reader can achieve.
If you “critics” can take a little criticism, here goes some:
Well bitches, I’m sure your Daddy would obviously kick your ass if you tried telling him how to make babies.
But hey, the one that said I deserve a fart got nearly 250 votes. That’s a lot of votes. Which means a lot of people probably do believe that I can’t take criticism (even if moron Nilu spent all his sleepless nights clicking on the link, something I’ve learnt he’s quite capable of! Scroll down the page and you will find some only 40 different ISPs responsible for that many votes, which means the same people have been voting).
But yes, I will respect that criticism (that I can’t take criticism) with a rejoinder.
The thing is, I do take criticism. But LIKE PRETTY MUCH ALL OF US, I take criticism ONLY from people I respect. And there’s just one way to get my respect. Give respect. In other words, you can say I suck. But explain why and how I suck and do it nicely and I may listen. Or else it just sounds like you’re upset with me cuz I did something to your Mamma!
These two posts alone grossed about 540 votes (each click apparently brings 3 votes).
If that wasn’t enough, now I just saw two more topics here on putvote.
One, that wonders if I’m over-rated? That’s already got 46 votes.
Another just got created and sent to me by a fan says I can’t be ignored.
Go ahead vetti people, go vote. I’m also vetti, so I understand the sentiment. 🙂
Prove how much I’m worth being discussed. Waste your time.
And before you do, watch this. (Oh well, don’t bother saying: It’s an old trick/link. I know! Btw, thanks China!)
If you don’t like it, well, like Maddox says: Eat shit!