ROFL!
This is a forward I got in my mailbox this morning, thanks to my buddy Prasanth.
Thalaivar vazhga!!
There is a popular story saying that wherever you go, you will find at least one Rajinikanth fan.
Here is an interesting new story.
Rajinikanth was bragging to Jayalalitha one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.”
Tired of his boasting, Jayalalitha called his bluff, “OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise?”
“Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it” Rajini said.
So Rajini and Jayalalitha fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise’s door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts “Thalaiva! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!”.
Although impressed, Jayalalitha is still skeptical.
After they leave Cruise’s house, she tells Rajini that she thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was just lucky.
“No, no, just name anyone else” Rajini says.
“President Bush”, Jayalalitha quickly retorts.
“Yes”, Rajini says, “I know him, let’s fly out to Washington”.
And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Rajini on the tour and motions him , saying, “Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let’s have a cup of coffee first and catch up”.
Well, Jayalalitha is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.
After they leave the White House grounds, he implores her to name anyone else.
“The Pope,” Jayalalitha replies.
“Sure!” says Rajini, “My folks are from Germany and I’ve known the Pope a long time”.
So off they fly to Rome. Rajini and Jayalalitha are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says, “This will never work. I can’t catch the Pope’s eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I’ll come out on the balcony with the Pope.”
And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony.
But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Jayalalitha had a Heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to Jayalalitha’s side, Rajini asks her, “What happened?”
Jayalalitha looks up and says, “I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, “Who’s that on the balcony with Rajini?”
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MADRAS INK. 
Good One. I remembered reading this with some Buba as the main character đ
Toooo much thalaivaa….U made my day…I will keep smiling all of this week thinking about this….I am absolutely pullarchified and sometimes I get the feel this might be a true incident…only I would not want my thalaivar to know an as$#@$#$@ like Bush….thats below thalaivar’s dignity….
good one… but i’ve heard this before with a ‘nair’ as the central character! đ
cheers!
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Gr8 one….u herd abt thalaivaah’s next movie ‘adisesha’ as they say in the best kanna best ads?…Srinivas.
heard this before and lmao !!
heard this before….thalivar thalaivar dhaan đ
Hey good one.
I remember posting this exact same post a couple of years ago. But still, a very good one…
too good!:)
Huh So you are out of your seclusion eh? Finally allowed us mortals to post something here..missed the comments..U should know I come here mainly for the comments..:)
thaliavar thalaivarthan…ah…repeate!
too good. LOL. Thalaivar Thalaivar dhaan. Dude, here one of my friend in Pune ( Maharashtrian ) is a great fan of Rajni too. So i too had a faint like Jayalalitha :).
Rotfl allright!
Better still…comments are back!
More rotfl in the offing!
Shelob.
Have read this before with some other protagonist… But it suits thalaivar the best:D
Thalaivaaaaah!!!
ROTFLMAO! Really Funny, Sudhish :))
That was so funny!! Great joke!
LOL :-)))))
lol…good one
read it long time back….anyway nice reading it again.
Anyway i have a message for actor Surya…. GHAZINI = MEMENTO
Thanks for all the comments guys! đ
and praveen:
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Dont tell anyone… đ
it is memento alright but not in the same structure… he told me a while ago and i told him not to release those pics with the tattoos unless he wanted people to find out!
Sudish they could have kept that a secret….But many pics of him were published in Kungumam last week that too on the front page. So people who have seen Memento should have found out by now.
hahahaha… rajini rocks.. all hail hitler errrr… i mean rajini.. old joke though…
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Nice joke — really funny
Do you care to follow the Rabbit Hole ?
>>>he told me a while ago and i told him not to release those pics with the tattoos unless he wanted people to find
Name dropper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
have read this before. but it is still good to read again.
NIce one..lol đ
Wow… you made laugh in front of the whole office… Good one dude
hehe..so cute đ