My Name-a Borat Sagdiyev. I make note this moviefilm reviewings for my very excite friend Sudermans who has gone to make purchase American porno star Denise Richard. She’s very cheap, has shave below and looks like Pamela CJ Andersons two sizes small but with same lovely hairs, pearly teeth and red water panties. He tell me: Borat, If she acted in this, she would even be willing to play midget at the circus.
Till he buy her for his moviefilm, I explain my findings for make benefit your time, money and water.
I went to make a shit three times while watching this a moviefilm – two times because I was most bored, one times when I take photo of old woman who went to clean vagine. She not like movie very much.
In Kazhaksthan, moviefilm is 20 minutes – man enters cage, makes sexytime with wife, close cage. Easy on anoos.
In US and A, moviefilm 100 minute but you can have handparty three times. Hi-fi.
Indian moviefilm is a hundred and feefty seeksty minute long because of rituals name dialogue, dance and drama.
Indian woman educate, she speak a lot, she dance. Very nice. She shake well, she has milky teets, no hair, she shave body and talk, talk, talk, talk… yak yak yak.
But I could not concentrates on what this Bebo and her ladyfrend Arora who not like clothe was saying. I could not a wait for them to make sexytime as lesbian. But it not happen.
Indian pervert Kumar is Pussy magnet from a Punjab who harvest his pubis and other hairs on his body. But I not understand why he not just rape or make sexytime with this Bebos early? He only grab her and kiss her. Yes, it is a legal to force yourself on a ladies if you are Indian hero.
This Kumars for some reason press his mouth to Bebo’s mouth six seven times. It looks like a kiss but he is very much afraid to use tongues, teets or put hand inside vagine.
Woman walk free la la la la without leg chain or cage as common practices in Kazhakhstan. And sometime in US and A when a woman chain me to bed, when phenis gain entry into vagine, she scream Yes, Yes, Yes and she call me Oh God Oh God Oh God. Later, she want me to ask about Who is your Daddy and give beatings on her anoos.
But Kumar not do that since he is a homosexual and stunt prostitute. One time, at the airports, Bebo… naughty, naughty… makes a genuine chocolate face man gain entry to his asshole to look for drug and make his anoos hang loose like mouth of tired dog.
This Bebo is much educate doctor and is proves government scientist Yamak who said woman brain is small size of squirrel. She leave watch in his stomach with Indian disco dance music and result in him become retard like my brother Bilo. He tear his hair and scream Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah… She later sleep with him Ha Ha *NOT* (Ha Ha I make a *NOT* joke I learned in comedy class… It is good *NOT*? Ha ha… I make another joke *NOT* ) She remove her watch by poking his anoos with injections.
All characters in this moviefilm have retardation and woman have permit to speak specially when she not being run over by transportations or get face blown by gas from anoos or when she make sexytime with Kumars or clean his feets. At all time, all woman have been instructed by directors to show teets. It is very nice but after while, boring.
Bebo talk so much that Kumars not want to do sexytime even when she has make payment for hotel room which is twice the size of capital of Kazhakhstan, bigger than capital of assholes Uzbekistan.
American pornographys star Denise Richard who look like she want to make a shit says she want to make golden babies with Kumars because he is like hot chocolate face. Since he now a retard, Kumars make decide to marry old porno star Richard but Bebo realise she want to be in his cage first.
I forget… the moviefilm has Superman Brandon Rouths for five seconds in character name Loser and Rambo Balboas. My friend Sudermans say Rambo look like Indian bodybuilder Sunny Deol with plastic surgery and act like him too. When one chocolate face tells worldfamous Rambo: You picked the wrong neighbourhood pal, everyone in moviehall laugh ha ha ha ha ha ha… He make a joke.
I finish my reportings. Great success.