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Suderman’s Jinx!

October 20, 2004 · by sudhishkamath

Most superheroes have a really unique quality!

So what does Suderman have?

Hmmm, it’s kinda dubious.

It’s like this. Suderman goes out with girl and soon, the girl gets engaged!

Of late, its getting worse.

Suderman gets to know girl, she gets married.

But this one takes the cake.

Suderman has a crush, makes super plans to find out her name, phone number…

Succeeds all that, then bribes a friend to find out if she has a boyfriend…

Suderman gives idea like: “Just wave and say: Hey, Who were you with the other day, I saw you at the movie hall… Your boyfriend huh?”

And if she did have bf, she would say: “Which day? or When”

If she didn’t, she would say: “No, I don’t have a boyfriend.”

But the friend goofs up, she sees the girl and says: “Hey, I saw you in the theatre”

And this girl says: “No, it wasn’t me” and walks off.

Ever since, I’ve come up with half a dozen ideas, each of them have failed.

And two days ago, I open the paper and see a story on Metro Plus about married women on campus!

Yes, the girl’s married!

What’s so funny?

Moral of the story: If you are a girl and wanna get married, go out with Suderman… you’ll surely get married… to somebody else, that is!

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  1. Unknown's avatar Arvind
    October 20, 2004 Reply

    Looks like your touch is getting golden as you get older. Keep up the good work, chose your women well and wallow in all that good karma!!

  2. Unknown's avatar Vin
    October 21, 2004 Reply

    Wow that’s nice(sad) to know. Nice for the girls who wanna get married. Sad for the suderman who wants to find a girlfriend of his own.

    Anywhich way I am sure if suderman comesup with something like what spidey did in spidey-2 I am sure he’s gonna find peace.

  3. Unknown's avatar Anonymous
    October 21, 2004 Reply

    suj! i tried ur moral! really didnt work da!! hee hee hey better luck next time more fish in da sea!! πŸ™‚

  4. Unknown's avatar Anonymous
    October 21, 2004 Reply

    Hey Suderman, there is hope for you ..er, I mean, superheroes like you, yet! You see, Superman did get to ‘scoop’ Lois Lane and Spidey’s web did catch Mary Jane, after all. Batty is still trying, though he does get to ‘batten’ them gorgeous ones like Silver St.Cloud, Barbara, Selina etc every now & then! So, stick in there, chum, and as they say, good things come to those who wait! πŸ˜‰ Ravi

  5. Unknown's avatar Suderman
    October 21, 2004 Reply

    Arvinda Kissna!
    Remember the spidey line: with great power comes great responsibility… i seem to have taken up the responsibility of every father of a girl! damn!

    Vin & Ravi!
    Thanks for ur wishes guys!

    Gij!
    I dont do it cyber πŸ˜‰ the theory seems to be valid for ppl ive actually gone out with!

  6. Unknown's avatar Anonymous
    October 21, 2004 Reply

    i now feel like a website suj!

  7. Unknown's avatar dumbs
    October 23, 2004 Reply

    u remind me of my roomie. whichever girl he narrows to talk to finds a Bf or gets engaged or even gets married.

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