But here’s a first in my space. A post by an anonymous blogger, one of my really vetti buddies, who has mentioned his reasons for not posting this in his blog right at the end.
Disclaimer: No defamation suit will be entertained by the host, any electronic legal notice served will be promptly and quietly deleted. I do not wish to make news at Desipundit and encourage just another hoax controversy.
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Holy Matrimony
I just had a writer’s blog (mispelled wantedly)…Me not much of a writer, but me getting addicted to blogging.
It is evident from how the page looks…fulla colors…keeps changing its shape and form…including links and what not…all for what? Vetti thanum (Time wasting tactics)…
Me wants to stop…but my vetti brain is working like a devil’s workshop.
So here is one more…In search of new material I chat with the lesser vetti friend of mine – Suderman. (Even in vetti thanum I beat him :))…Suddenly sprawns a great idea of visiting matrimonial sites – from me. I start searching. I am not gonna tell you which website…but within 10 minutes of search I find….the whole thing really funny (and you romantic people thought I am gonna tell you that I found my life partner)…you should just look at the profiles of the people to understand, by people I mean both women and men…What
big lies. Before I go further into the topic let me defend myself here..My profile is titled “Publicity Stunt” so actually its a stunt for the public, to the public and getting adi (hits) by the public. ok that much defending is enough I guess..
One more thing…Naina (dad)…hope you have not posted me in such a website…
I searched (thankfully and hopefully) he has not. Its an interesting fact that matrimony search, from the sections of the newspaper ads, has just jumped online…but I think with Newspapers its proof read at least once before publishing it…but when you go online…its you/your dad publishing it. So people, be careful about spelling mistakes and grammar too…some very funny ones I found there…( I have copy pasted the stuff here without correcting them the blue ones are my comments, red ones are from guys and green from girls)
- I am very family guys,so suitable only contact me.
- I am a young man ,who strongly blieve in hord working…
- I am very normal person since my life partner should be good understanding with me
- hi gals,iam frinedly guy.i think so far marriage decided in heaven,but until now it never happend,so i trust on internet and u gals…So,i am looking friendly gal and good partner for shares my life All the best 4 gals who views my profile,Best wishes those who selects me
- I am basically from XXX,YYY. Marriage is betwwen Boys and girls.Once v love eachother,there is no other issues.But anyway I am only son for my parents….
- The Haroscope Match Is Must…interested Profiles Can Send…
(this is an effect of using shortened forms for words- with = wit, that= tat and message is shortened to mess totally gives a different meaning)
· believe in the bond called as marriage, so i expect it to happen wit a guy who equally loves me, and a good mutual understanding should exist in between us.i wish tat this mess reaches the right person, who will understand me better, and love me.
· FAILRE GOOD LOOKING, VERY SOFT SPOKEN…
· WOULD LIKE WORKING WOMENSHIP NOT ONLY HOUSEHOLD WIFE. I AM DOING TEACHING & INTRESTED IN TEACHING & MASS COMM.JOBS.
The most funniest was some guy posted his photo and profile as female-unmarried…
and the website still lists him under females, and he comes up when you search for females :))
(an no he is not looking for males 🙂 thats what his/her profile claims
· ….I wanted to marry a girle of north india. Girle of Education of b.tech or MCA will be preferred
Someone please tell him…3 basic points…
he should not post under females
he should have got the idea when his profile turned up in female search…
and he can either say girlie or girl and not mix up the 2….:)
I could not control myself :))…so investigating further
Anyway after copy pasting all this stuff, I also looked at a striking similarity in all of them…
· 90 percent of the women are modern as well as traditional.
· parents don’t care about food habits but do care about chevvai dosham/mangalik
· all are fairly good looking…( I am not denying it)…
· they all have a modern outlook in life but only prefer Rajput, Iyer, Gupta, Gounder, Mudaliyaar, Maurya, Choudhari…
Then there is this word being repeated in all the female profiles “I am a HOMELY”…”My daughter is HOMELY”….Our daughter is HOMELY (Is she always at home??)…
Ok then comes the self-proclaimed guys settled/working in US/abroad (sadly I am to be classified/kalassified with them)..they are always “COOL”..(vayila asingama varthu)…fun loving and broad minded but give importance to sub-sub-sub caste….
and there are also parents who put the profiles for them…(Hope my Naina(Dad) has not done this great injustice to me)..
He has adapted to both western and Indian culture very well. Professionally, he is an Engineer and is currently working for a reputed Fortune 50 company ( you missed a zero wantedly??? to show he is in top 50???)…
All the NRIs are adapted to well suited to western and Indian culture – according to parents…they are all Social Drinkers…(Paiyan will be moda kudiyan)….thats what the people who are searching for them will think… 🙂 …
I had a nice entertainment going thru matrimonial websites and hope that my Naina has not listed me there and does not list me in the future. If he wants to list my profile anyway, please do tell him to list this in the profile…this is the exact opposite of what you will find in a matrimony website so don’t get tensed if you don’t see any grammatical or spelling mistakes…
My profile
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It’s Very easy to tell about me. I am mostly vetti (a tamil word to describe idle/ideal according to me) and during that time I do anything possible which is not listed under any criminal offence. In my Spare time (other than my vetti time) I am trying to do my work. All that I do in my vetti time (including this)…falls in the category of hobbies. To name a few…chatting with friends (in yagoo, google and the outside world)..blogging about the
vettiest things. I would like include the fact that I am “HOMELY” like your girl, I am very much attached to home. I like to laze around all day and sit at home…but due to disturbances like work. I cannot claim thatI am totally “HOMELY”. Since I also know what the other meaning of “homely” is = “Not attractive or good-looking “( please check a dictionary)…In being homely I fall in the meaning described by you for your daughter/yourself. I am not at all simple…My mind is too complex for me to understand…:). I don’t think I am always Normal (that’s because I think Normal = boring), that does not mean I am abnormal too.(if I look abnormal to you thats cos you look abnormal to me…I love the relativity theory).I think I have only this much vetti time for now. If you want to get more vetti please do visit my blog.
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End of my profile
I wanted to post this Sudhish, but finally decided not too…for the following reasons
- I might be affecting the prospects of those ppl who want “Holy Matrimony”
- I might get famous/infamous at the same time (some people will try to kill me, some will start visiting my blog regularly and I want to stop blogging for a while)
- I cannot completely trust that my naina (dad) would not have posted my profile in a matrimonial website (even though after rigourous searching I did not find myself there)
- If my Naina(Dad) had already done that and I missed it…I would have to change the Title as “Holy Shit” instead of “Holy Matrimony”.
So, if you want to post this on your blog…you can…I do not want my greatest vetti work to go for a waste.
Cheers,
Anonymous
MADRAS INK. 
hmm…was that china’s post by any chance…
hmm maybe all u school friends have ur similarities.
the prev comment was mine…name’s Poornima..
not that it makes any difference.could be anyone for all u know…
That one was on hell of a kickass post 😀 couldnt stop laughing!!
what is this supposed to mean?
“looking for a girl with traditional mindset and modern outlook” 🙂
Dont mindset and outlook mean same?
This is just too good… Vetti is as Vetti does :-).
I would like to change the title to ‘Holy Crap’ instead of ‘Holy Shit’ if Naina ‘did do it’.
poornima,
it does make a difference to call u by name instead of clubbing u with messrs. anonymous and co.
and china????
considering how vetti he is, that’s a pretty good guess i must say.
hmmmm… well, it could be.
harish,
im sure the author will be pleased to hear that. and im glad to have posted it.
j,
maybe they are just looking for the girl who understands the difference (if there’s one). he he!
aravind,
with that post, he’s gonna make vettiness cool, if it aint yet that!
Apart from all this…Can someone PLEASE tell me what people mean when they say they are “God Fearing”??? Does that me that they fear God?
Oh, look..Its God!!! Aaahhhh!!
aditi,
Chellam… depends on who God fearing is used by…
If i say I’m a God-fearing boy, it means God fears me… Oh, look… It’s Suderman!! Oooh!! Aaah!!
Ouch!
btw, enna u’ve been reading too many profiles ah?? 😉
im gonna make sure my naina doesnt do this to me!!! … pseud post btw 🙂
was that china’s
Ok, I saw poornima’s comment only now.
Anyways, was that china’s
nilambar:
nainas seem to be notorious to do that. thankfully my naina/aatha havent yet figured to use the net.
incognito:
no, no… how can it be? poornima’s comment is poornima’s. 😛
Me thinks it is another personality of Suderman, seriya thappa?
So, bottom line, what you are trying to say here is, you want naina to start the search for you, for a girl with a traditional mindset and modern outlook – I think it means, on the “out”side you look modern, but the inner you is traditional 😉
BTW, you need to spell/grammar check your profile if you want it cut and “post”ed. 😛
Also, add a line that you liked Sivakasi – makes the search tougher ;-P
True, these are a source of endless entertainment.
vetti na bayangara despo vetti 😉
this is what i get:
homely = not attractive/i dont have a life,i dont have friends so i stayed home all my life.
family type = already married and have kids
fairly good looking = i have started using fair nd lovely from the day my folks put up the ad.
traditional and modern = i understand the dubbed english movies they put on vijay tv.
Girish
munimma: Netrikan thiranthalum kutram kutramae nu sollringala…
post, posted, posting ellam dictionary la irrukira varthai thaan..probably neenga old version of MS word use panringa pola irruku…(shows that you also value old version):-P….
read your blog too…(probably you did not notice the footer of each post…says “posted by munimma”…advice panna anubavikanum…araya koodathu :)….Ivlo kashta pattu oru post ellutharen…won’t I spell/grammar check my profile…
I am more vetti than you can even imagine…:)…intha bayangara despo don’t even come near that..:)..And don’t pull Vijay/Sivakasi here…what did he do?…and your bottom line…totally wrong…my naina has already started search for me..(he only knows yagoo mail and yagoo chat as of now)…so he is not that tech savvy…but I am just making a prevention act…before he loads my profile there thru some of my internet addict friends there…(it might turn out to be someone who was leg pulled by me)…and on a serious effort to get back at me, he will post my profile as given by My Naina….and you can view that futuristic profile which was “posted” by my naina and get back at me with :-P….
and you may be correct about your inner/Outside conclusion…I still don’t know it might be reversed too..like intel inside/idiot outside…or think outside the box (means that you are still in the box while thinking about it)…
Ippo puriyitha na evlo vetti nu…
thanks for the comments people…
still want to remain semi-anonymous
En paeru Erode Shivagiri…
unga paeru enna (munimma) 🙂
roflmao! cldnt stop rockin in my chair readin this… i ll stop rdng blogs 4 sometime n get hookd onto matrimony sites… they seem 2 offer more fun 😛
erode shivagiri (MPD ya?)
posted was not the word I was talking about 🙂 athukku ivalavu periya aaraichi/comment thevaiya? and I am not going to go back and point it out. romba vetti-na poi check pannu po. poyaa po!
dreamweaver:
i wish. 😉
good guess, its mpd indeed… but not mine.
munimma:
yes yes… dont bring sivakaasi inside this argument. that’s a desperate attempt to hijack discussion.
ignored.
girish:
correctu. me also understood that much only.
naresh:
yes yes, that way u wil also know if ur naina/aatha are upto something similar.
erode sivagiri:
ada paavi, thats the name we gave for vivek, namma class milkman from erode. seri ill call him annamalai… u can be erode sivagiri.
na veeti thaan…but still stand by the statement…my profile does not have spelling mistakes, unnecessary claims pannathinga…
point out panna mudiyala na: its not true…intha blog, blogging etc have not been included in the dictionary yet…but will soon be, as it is catching up…(websters dictionary ippo thaan “Chick Flick” endru oru varthaiya include panniruku…blogging, blog will take time (if thats what you are talking about)..if “vetti” is the word you are talking about, I already conveyed the meaning of it..so athoda past tense use
:I was vetti
Present tense use
:I am vetti
other uses:…vetti..vettier…vettiest…
I am happy that you are a little vetti too..:)…that you found out a mistake in my vetti post, but don’t want to share it..:)..
(Share panna I can improve my english)
I talk englis..walk englis..
sudermani: Yeah I remember, vivek = erode shivagiri…but me thinks me getting all kinds of MPDS now…
just saw ghajini again yesterday…
now me thinks I am Sanjay Ramaswamy..
Now I understand munimma..
What mistake…I was so affected by the mess (message) of using short forms…that I used the short form cos.
anyway let me clarify it here…
because (affected by the chatting and blogging I do) turns into its medium form: bcos,
then it turnned into the shortest form: cos.
I also understand that you are in Full form…:)
Sudhish,
Take a look at this post-
http://thedq.blogspot.com/2005/10/shaadicom-blues.html
Hi Suderman,
This is an aside not connected to the post.
I tried mailing this stuff but I think you dont frequent your madeinmadras id so I am posting this as a comment.
Check out the link , it gives the value of your blog in dollars using Technorati’s API. You’re blog’s worth $68000 + !!!!
Kaps, thanks for the link…went there and had a blast too…Just saw one more post of hers saying “I am not vetti” its funny when I was claiming “I am vetti” in this post…She has drawn the thin red line between being vetti and being enthusiastic…I think I crossed the line…so I finally accept that the anon is me…its no surprise anyway.
hilarious ! this is gr8! kudos!
Ha. Took me three bloody hours to open the comments section. And I knew it! I knew it! *crows*
eer. oops. that would be *kakas*
adangu erodu!
to quote the pizhai
I would like include
pothuma?
vettis, all the personalities!
ha..ha..ha..:) finally found a vettier person than me…it does not catch the normal person’s eye, only a person vettier than me can find a pizhai in my vetti post…
thanks for letting me know :)…
thats why I said only spelling mistakes in my second comment…guess u fell for the trap anyway…proving that you are vettier than me…:)..
na adanginalum neenga adanga matinga pola irruku…:)..
erode shivagiri aka sanjay ramaswamy aka china…
camphor:
ha ha! who else we know blogs in three colours??
kaps:
thanks for the link dude!
munimma:
yes yes, u win. 🙂
nattammai verdict:
munimma is certainly more vetti than china.
court is adjourned.
(MR style, semi darkness)
sonnenaa, vettinu sonnenaa, naan vettinu sonnenaa?
athu enna maayamo theriyala, intha mathiri slip of the fingers thaan en kannukku paduthu.
anyaayama enna vettinu solliteengale? che!
shanker:
thank u for that link!
68,000 dollars ah???
avolo kaas irundha i can shoot my second film in australia!!
anupa solunga! he he!
thanks again, really nice of u to send it by email as well!
Hmm.. why am I beginning to suspect that one of Suderman’s multiple personalities might indeed be the author of this howlarious post. (Yes, i said howlarious, cause I’m howling in laughter here.. you see, I have this liking for were-wolves and hence the word and NOT a typo :D).. seriously though.. the profiles are pathetic.. I can quote a few, but I’m sure my friends would know that I’m making fun of their profiles and may kill me. hence me shall remain silent !
sriram:
illai pa, it’s china who came up with it. read his blog and u will know why its obviously HIM.
http://navinmuthuswamy.blogspot.com
Suderman,
Heh heh.. i did read it ;).. was just stoking an old (actually, not so old) fire.. thought Shonali would pick up on it. 😉
Hilarious post Sudish,ROTFL :))
Hey the previous post was by me&I call myself ‘Cinefan’
thanks cinefan. china wrote it.
Hilarious to the core!!!
they are always “COOL” … enga paathaalum idhu thaane solraanga ???
Apdi enna coool?